Thursday, 31 January 2013

Funny & Exilarating World experiences we live! BLOG 7

     * So if the Scots were to consequently get independence from the U.K.,can you imagine the Scots making English peeps foreigners in Scotland?It's a bit surreal and funny,considering over 300 yrs  of peaceful co-existence.Hmmm! i don't know!!
      *Talking about the renounced and deposed Apartheid regime of yesteryears South Africa,do you NOTICE that no businessman/woman/corporate body,successful anywhere in the world,but who once lived in South Africa or did business with the Apartheid govt regime,ever claim nowadays that they ever supported the Apartheid regime? if as it is been claimed nowadays,then who supported the regime in the years gone by?NONE???? i feel suffocated and intellgently insulted with the none answer as am freezingly bemused about how the regime survived for so long!i dare to call it PDP....People Deceive People!!
      *Hate or love to hear this,it's always difficultly challenging to find the right partner for business or personal life.It's all but the grace of God.Sometimes it is fascinating,other times it is a free fall of gravity.It is like bidding and reading the stock market electronic forcast.You literally give a fight for life for these things sometimes.Possibly get disillusioned but can miraculously get sweet again.
      *Of course there's modern day slavery.Why and where?/// You wanna know?////...Because Footballers are always been bought and sold,and everywhere.Ok shush now,this is different though...yeah,yeah,yeah!Well they got the consent of the nowadays branded product themselves(footballers)!And Balotelli OFF to AC Milan and,and,and David Beckham OFF to PSG...hee,hee,hee,need more proof!
      *No matter where you take a Monkey,it will always climb a tree.If it cannot find a tree,it will climb a ceiling fan.....now relate this to certain awfully awkward attitudes of  human beings.SMH&A////shaking my head + ass!
      *HS2(High Speed rail 2).Houses in the projecting lines may be knocked down.But at the end all that HS2 will achieve (apart from underlaying internet speeding) is 20 mins early faster journey to Birmingham,TWENTY minutes onlyyy.Well the M25 motorway also affected villages/props when it was constructed,today it's loved by all.We sincerely sympathise with the HS2 property owners + other inconveniences.Can we just say humans are truly natured to change resisting.Afterall government will go on HS2 un-stoppable as they have stately powers for such huge economic boosting projects,epecially the now economy.
      *I love Alicia Keys and Blackberry phones to bits.She's just refurbished BLACKBERRY...the GIRL IS truely ON FIRE! That's a she man.....O God help me,i genuinely need your help,just imagine a she-man like Alicia Keys,ahh i feel intimidated for just 2 seconds,just 2 secs,first time ever in my life.Anyway everybody with their cross,JESUS CHRIST help me to carry my cross! Amen!! and my friends/family's cross too,Amen!!!
       Signing out.....Kings OMozore.

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Politics and The Organism of Life.BLOG 6

        Destiny,destination.I perceive destiny in the perspective of positivity as regarding the end of a journey of life that ends well and with a willful gratification to the Almighty creator of life itself.I therefore resolve that since God represents goodness,therefore destiny represents a lifes journey  and purpose that finishes well as in an athletic relay.Am of the Shakespearean school of thought that defines life as a stage where different actors/actresses comes on and acts their respective roles-fulfilled or not.Don't make any silly mistake about God's purpose,it basically about His good intent and the total fulfillment in our individual arena.
       God isn't about any form of evil ending and actions.The fall of man brought about all those strife.The Almighty doesn't mandate anyone to do evil e.g commit murder e.t.c neither does He direct anyone to do drugs and end up living an unfulfilled short and squalor life.Therefore destiny is all and nothing but goodness.The journey and purpose of man from Gods manual handcrafting design is meant to proactively end well.Any life that started well and ends up  in a lightning speed  badly isn't the destiny and purpose of God the creator,but essentially the devices and absolute making of the devil.God is good and the Devil is evil.Please note the alphabetical derivatives and constituents,these spellings were not created yesterday;its been a long time coming.
        Having made those fundamentals explained,lets take as an instance a nation of good and great people.The nation was created(ahh! doubters 'll say it was created by scientists,there we go) by God and they had their political independence(though man made,suffice to say it was allowed by God) in good time.Thereafter someone simply has to be a leader inorder to head the affairs of the state,the said head of state/president/premier consequently decides to hold on to political power for eternity as long as he or his pedigree/clan/cronies lives.But after a long time of undue perseverance the natural peoples consciousness comes alive and therefore culminating in revolt and uprising against the ruling/incumbent government.Consequently,communual strife and civil war becomes the order of the day,people killed,ballistic missiles flying over roof tops of family homes and years of infrastructures built destroyed,anarchy sets in.Not even an apolocalytic dream can reveal the future once there's a genesis of anarchy.The fundamental quest now is:Is commotion of affairs the destiny of such a nation? CAPITAL NO.The original destiny of the nation is  for all and sundry to  gain a social political and economic freedom as well as sovereignty.Whereby every individual citizens live in peace and harmony as a corporately refined and configured nationhood.In a peaceful environ all citizens are deemed fit to achieve their respective dreams and aspirations.
        Another typical example will be the destiny of a corrupt nation endowed with abundant wealth in human/natural resources examplified in petrochemicals,land mass,tourism organisms,huge population for target market acquisitional sectors.Yet in all the aforementioned the vast majority of the populace live in penury and total abject poverty.Can we as a matter of zig-zag talk conclude that such a nation and its people (beleaguered with strife,diseases,lack of infrastructures,penury,communual crisis,nepotism,bestiality,petty stealing,pen robbery, armed robbery,oppression and repression,lack of womens right,unsolicited rape,massive destruction of lives and properties) has a destiny of corruption? The answer again is CAPITAL NO.Such evil characterisation and haps aren't destiny,even though they maybe an experience in life, but the true destiny of a nation is stability, where there is  rule of a pragmatically democratic law and its constituted provision for the protection of lives/properties.Every responsible government has the  foremost specific role to protect its citizens,that is why all nations has its own army and allied national forces.Hence its shocking to see a national government creating crisis that can possibly decimate the lives of its own citizens,i will like to term it as political cannibalism.
         I must also put here that God is very much interested in spiritual authorities.You may desire to read up Rom 13:1-4 where you 'll discover that God allows rulers to rule and even reign,but if by virtue of the free will of choice that is handed over by God to men of political power and offices,they as men/women decides to abuse such powers;then its simply the choice and will of such politicians.God in His infinite MIGHTY nature has ways of dealing with such people whether they are alive physically/spiritually or even when such rulers are dead.Note that i choose to relate here almost all through with the word rulers because we are talking more of possible despots in politics.People in political powers that rule with citizenry centred mindsets are in my personal view leaders and not rulers.Rulers are not popular in modern day democracy as it was more during the medieval times.However it is basically wrong for us as human beings to conclude that the destiny of the people in troubled national world is to suffer and ultimately perish.
        The Almighty God as the creator of the entire universe is one of choice.He in my cheeky view is democratic natured due to the fact that He enables a people and persons to have the freewill of choice making.So He gives rulers and ordinary people the opportunity to serve,but when such a people perpetuate themselves in power and uses the officially elected or un-elected positions to maim and destroy innocent people,that is solely and majorly the decision of such rulers,its not the political destiny of such a nation.
         Wise leaders  in government and also in the governance of corporate organisations should be transparent.True political power belongs to the electorate people,while on the other hand the ultimate power belongs to God.It has nothing to do with whether you as a ruler is a free thinker,atheist,humanist,moslem,christian,straight,gay,bestiality practioner e.t.c.Transparency in government is divine and a must,it is the truth and will always be the truth,world over,world end,world everlasting,world now and world eternity.
         Thank you for reading through my political ramblings,you might as well get yourself a cup of tea now,cheers!
                                                                              Kings Omozore.

Monday, 28 January 2013

Cheeky Assumption and Absorption.BLOG 5

          To a large extent am an everyday confident sort of person,and i don't know why,but i can ascribe it due to the consciousness of a living God in me and the partial middle class upbringing by my dear and forever appreciable parents,brothers and sisters of mine.But i got my own fear and they are,inorder of importance:1.Ignorance 2.Hypocrisy 3.Broke ass(As my amiable bro.,Charles 'll sometimes tease me) 4.Height and Closure-phobia.One also maybe prompted to know my philosophy;if any,it is one that i try not to hurt other people.The second philosophy of mine is, i believe in telling the truth ;infact this so dear to my heart that if you ask me (as a form of punishment) to stand all day in the basking sunshine of tropical 40*C or ask me to stand all day on the frozen river ice block in county England of -12*C,i will do it as long as i am sure of the honest truth .One other thing i know about my humble self,which is a combined leaf from my mother and what Eng. has shaped me to be is:fairness and ability to listen if someone has a better idea over a thing than me.I have also personally orient myself about assertiveness when absolutely necessary.Ya!you gat speak up for 'ya'self -mates will say to me back in the novice days at uni.
          Ignorance can be a pathological disease that i personally detest and i never want it in my blood stream.I dislike not to have a clue about substantial matters,i crave to be informed about an idea.Hypocrisy is even more hateful than ignorance.How on this beautiful planet can someone be a hypocrite,for what price? i dare ask.As  legal practitioners will ask,what is the modus operandi?ignorance can sometimes save you and i from un-wanted headache,but hypocrisy 'll do you harm and a series of harm,it can practically burn you up like the wild fire of Europe and leave you empty plus hollow.
          Broke ass! Yeah i intentionally called it a broke ass and not poverty, because there is a wide difference between  the two words.Broke ass can be a one off-thing and perhaps occasionally due to a circumstantial causative.Poverty.First of all i know,i can never be poor in this world(3 Jn in the bible) and i quote:I wish above all things that you(Kings 'Zore...kindly put your name) prosper.Am not boasting but am i can boast of the Almighty God's presence in me and the fact that i have endured enough to acquire and still acquiring more skills.O.k you get that now! So let's come back to the point,i got phobia for broke ass.Men,i abhor been broke,it can drive you to the subliminal and you begin to see tiny stars.I can hear someone telling me to shush and he is laughing out loud,my mate.The most recent broke ass experience of mine was 'garri' styled.(For those who do not know the Nigerian expression of the word garri,it actually means a rich root tuber casava carbohydrate,staple food for the under-priviledge).Funny enough,there is hardly any trace of garri here,in the financial capital of the world,simply check the contrast.Apparently,Oyinbo selfish die,you can't even see a pence on the ground.Naija,you will see bundles of Naira currency on the on the ground,after spending 5 days fasting and praying on David Oyedepo's Canaanland.Ahhhh! the devil is due for insanity after speaking in tongues(prayer).Here if you are broke,you wonder if the devil is wearing a winter jacket as normal people do.Perhaps praying about been broke is a mere joke.Do the hour,get paid,don't do the job,you get the broken ass.
           Height and Closure-phobia:Hmm,i don't know whether to giggle or cry,men aren't allowed to cry though except if you are living a bubble.This is sensitive subject to me but i have recently overcome it,well i like to believe so.Straight up i 'll say i used to really 've a strong phobia and aversion for height,i can't even look down from an eleventh floor.Hee,hee;i had this experience the other time i went for an interview in Canary Wharf.Just as the security staffs were taking my detail e.t.c,i was busy turning my neck round like an Ostrich in a dapper suit,looking for where the staircase is;meanwhile the transparently glassed lift is right behind me.So as soon as the security finished checks they said to me,the lift is behind you' meanwhile i was already 6 steps into the stairway and the men shouted 'Sir please take the lift,the stairs are like 5 million,you caaaan't do it''.I said politely back to them with a bit of a red cornered eye;am fine,am watching my b.p(blood pressure)???.B.P fire,which B.P? o.k maybe British Petroleum.Before they could say J.P Morgan i was on the 16th floor within 5 minutes,apparently catching up with my interview time.To make the long story short(not storey),after a 5 man drilled interview,i was determined to do same stairs back downwards i.e ''self suicide''.I finally got back to the same fat face securities,they asked me:Sir you look pro. but are you ''nu'' in the country? i replied:Never mind! and in my mind i said how dumb?The thing is,the challenge i have about height is a combined type with the closure-phobic closing of the lifts doors,especially the dark silver metals.I cannot deal with a small space,it is pure eccentricity for me.
           Ahh,one more about closure-phobia.I was a 6th form lecturer for this sch. in Essex a couple of years ago.By mere words of mouth they informed everyone of an urgent fire alarm test,but i was in the loo and therefore missed the info; having had some stupid stomach running Curry the previous evening outing.So i got out of the loo quietly and innocently, pressed button and stepped into the lift and behold i couldn't get out immediately,i was stalked and lights gone dead.I passed out and i banged,banged and floored sitted myself.Screamed and shouted the life out.Behold the hired tech heard the banging and they rescued me by switching on the system.I was terribly furious and demanded an immediate apology,they did in words and writing, as am phobic for such madness.Finally the hired tech came to me and i felt like dropping a Spider on his thick skin and collar shirt,because he will dread the Spider more than a roaring Lion.
                              ........Signing out!
                                          Kings Omozore.

Saturday, 26 January 2013

Belching. BLOG 4

No disrespect,i didn't actually belch or burp a released gas from the stomach(That's foxy style) as this title may imply.A hmm sigh would have been better,but it would have indicated a hesistated body language.Folks i do wonder why peeps,i mean more than half of the Brits populace walk past each other and pretend a face of grin to represent a smile.Why,why,why?i need an urgent and immediate answer as i am about to bursting loose.This time am going to belch,burp,hmm and maybe someone may help to fart(i beg your pardon) as a contribution.I might as well break the wind,air,cloud and ground.If someone wants to smile, SMILE! Please just do the smile,what's the point of a grin?Its never going to sufficiently represent a toothy smile with its complementary 32 number of teeths displayed.Sincerely speaking i don't get it.Take an instance, two people are walking opposite each other at a certain(irrespective) time of the day,one puts up a huge generous and gracious smile and
 the other flashes a fake grin.As opinionated as i am about this,i 'll say that is unfair,rude and a sub-human treatment,anti-2012 olympic tendency.Infact 'if you try that at home',you may even be an endangered specie with a 'happy slap'.Tell y'all what,such a grin facial display to a stranger is kin to a woman who has been driving same brand of car for 10 yrs but doesn't understand the sign of an empty oil indication on the dashboard.There can't be a better bimbo.Could it be due to bills?debts?no man?no woman?.
        2009.It was widely reported on all daily newspapers nationwide how a foxy animal decimated a baby's face,having climbed the bedroom window while the parents were sitted downstairs in the living room.The dastardly fox did an evil on the innocent child.I need not do a further explanation as it's depressing.Point is i hate fox and foxes-big,small and little.They are repulsively smellish,act like a thief and behave dodgy round the clock,looking for an empty entrance to someones kitchen or rubbish bin.They criss cross the road un-expectedly.With their eyes as horror,beaming straight into a cars headlight, apparently testing who can outdazzle one another;certainly not BMW's.I re-affirm i passionately hate foxes and pray they 'll be the only bonafide animal to go on natural extinction,and as a matter of truth am possibly gratifying them further,by writing about them here in this dead of night.The most deplorable thing is, people call and address fox as Mr fox???,now tell me what is the significance of the Mister title for a disgusting foxy animalism.A serial thiefing animal,did he win a gold medal for us?.It is a fox,a name and that is enough for the stupid animal.Foxes should never,ever be addressed as a Mr again,its finally banned forever.I don't want to hear it,it doing my heading.If anyone is title driven for a fox,they may choose to call it Nasty fox i.e Nt fox replacing Mr fox.Company's nowadays even use it for adverts on Tv e.g foxy bingo, la,la,la.So a fox is a celebrity too?The animal has been personalised to names like foxy brown,Miss foxy brown.
        Just hanging out with a pally on a bright summer day.We drove under a bridge ,massive structure.It's as if i went into a big calculation of the when,why,what,how did they do it?i mean the construction engineers to erect such a gigantic motor/tunnel way bridge.I was totally lost in my thought and my friend Roy Gibbins was still talking to me non-stop perhaps for about 3 mins as part of our already started coversation.I did not hear him,i was in my thought planetary world.I calculated within seconds and minutes the strength and weakness,and tensile elasticity,vibration resonance,temperature and pressure of the varying harsh and bitter cold  weather conditions.I calculated and calculated.Density approximates of the traffic into the decimals,the alpha,gamma rays of the sun and the almost no-impact of the harmless moon.I was lost in my thought.I thought and thoughted,i did.Roy consequently had to beep the sound of the 4x4,before i could realise and come back to my normal senses.Then i realised i was in a conversation with my bosom friend.I became suddenlyworried that i do the thought thing often.I then asked my buddy if it is a good thing,he surprisingly told me that my mind exercises itself in constructive things,positive thing.Adding further to say that it is a good exercise and practice.But i had to say to him:Why do i care about the when,what,why,how of a long time constructed bridge?He gracefully told me that it is good thinking even though i am not a construction builder.But that i 've a constructive mindset,a building ,progressive mind.To be candid i just thought someone was mad for a few seconds;who?me!Think about it,why should someone wonder where precisely up,the snow came from?sky of course.Oh you too is lost in thought now.Goodluck,see you when i see you;hope you come back to normality as i did.
         As a child ,dad got me a mug and this mug was written ''Non Disturbere''.Fact is he bought the mug in Gwent,Wales.I never fully understood the meaning of the wordings on the mug and it happened that i never bothered to ask  about the meaning till this day.But i guess it was a good thing that i never knew the meaning and i never asked because eventually i could understand that it was possibly either an Italian language or a welch language writing that means'No disturbance' and many years later i came to realise  the meaning of a mug as a foolish thing.Am not sure if as a child i would have understood that my precious mug is a fool.Who 'll blame me as a child?SMH.
                                                                                                       Kings Omozore.


Friday, 25 January 2013

Rib Cracked! Have a laugh. BLOG 3


Not Buzzing!

Well,i thought i was buzzing too much,so i decided to take a leave of absence as dons normally do.
 Has anyone ever seen someone behaving like a typical bush man?i tell you what,when you see a book -a-ride bus with the telephone number and the words ''No Transport? No Problem!'' boldly written,thats purely a bush inscription  very akin to a bush thought.Its not even funny,because it is un-necessary.I mean what's the point anyway.If you think that was funny,check this out.I was in the shopping mall(S'bury to be exact)the other day and just as i was thinking to myself that i haven't got all the time in the world,i suddenly did a bend from one aisle to the another,guess what?i saw this ginger loser of a guy almost over-running me with a baby pram.Now ask me who was sitting in the pram?,was it a human baby or who?it was a baby dog a.k.a puppy,fully dressed,clothed with a colourful fleece and wearing a dark goggles with a designer label and even had the effrontery to bark at me on a cold wintry day.So what can i do?i simply bursted into a mild giggling with the unknown ginger-loser and both of us started laughing with each other,apparently he read the expression of surprise and a long gaze at his pram with the puppy taking a relaxed ride;while he did the slave pushing.
  So i said to him,do you mean you bought a brand new pram for your puppy?he laughed sheepishly and said no,claiming that his daughter Aisley is actually in the pram but he just decided with his wife about 45 minutes ago that both Aisley and the puppy should be sitted at the pram.In my mind and head,i was like WHAT???.
  As a gentleman i started looking around with my eyes where is baby Aisley in the pram sit?.Frankly speaking,poor innocent baby Aisley is been squeezed in the back-end of same sit,very much un-noticeable while puppy the quint-essential dude is the one occupying the larger portion of the pram sit and also facing the transparent plastic covering,to enable him pose for shoppers and catch some possible sunlight.
  While i laughed away i said to myself,what a silly billy bum,bum!Such a bush guy,a dough nut;he should be living in a cold village where there is no electricity and heating,for subjecting a human baby to second priority and giving his poo-pooing puppy a first priority.Am a fan of dogs but that level of un-due puppy priviledge is over ambitious.
   I have always heard and believe from hearsay rumour mongers that the Queen shops at Waitrose Supermarket.I said i believe because when you hear such bulls**t  talk repeatedly from someone who has been residing at a place since 1975,i bet you will be forced to assume that such a gospel is true .This is the gist...i was so pressed  the other day that i needed to quickly dash and pussyfoot myself into Waitrose.And guess what happened?there was no toilet facility at the large shop,i mean this Waitrose is a supermall.Frustrated,i came back with a query to a nice customer service chic,who politely told me that i shouldn't believe the lies about Waitrose being the shopping market of the monarch.I then said to her that,she must be right as the Queen doesn't even do her shopping by herself;she has a chain of loyals and by the way how possible can such patronise a shop that disregard the relevance of nature,and of course health and safety.Laughing....

Thursday, 24 January 2013

POLITICS,MY FAV.RITE;YOU GET?:Migration & integration!BLOG 2

This is glaringly my debut on the segment of politics my fav.rite;you get?To drive off,then came into my thought this resounding and highly diverse and sensitive subject  matter.I had to quickly pick up my ipad to draft these lines.I must say that the lord Jesus Christ truly inspires me to write and write on this blog(future) and itherefore give God the gloryfor His excellence spirit over me.
       Let me kick off the Rugby match or the American foot'b because this subject is rugged as these games.People will definitely oppose some of the things i will put across right away and that's fine by me,i love it opposed..There is no master or monopoly of knowledge it depends on how one sees it,it could be viewed rectangularly or another will view it from a 3D dimension and more recently the plastic folding of phones to view things.
       Migration needs no re-definition from me as everyone knows it.But what baffles me is is how can anyone migrate without the good intention of integration?Integration in my perspective is from both ends(i will say the gospel truth as i am not a sucker).One end is the migrator who has to lay down all his ego & pride and be ready to learn from the 'new' world society.The other end is the society itself who also as a matter of statutory responsibility has to be ready to educate,enlighten and practically make the migrator to learn the ethos of the new societies norms & values.The culture of a society is diverse,especially a nation that has corporately existed for over a thousand years democratically.Culture include many things,among which is the arts,music,food e.t.c
         If someone is not ready or willing to abide by the rules/laws of a land to put it simple,what's the point of migrating from your original place of eldo-rado country of bliss?.I mean i 've been at points where i really get put-off  because some talibanic natured idiots cannot comply with the religious settings of  a place.Be it a secular state or fully democratic.They(rebels)literally play up the system and attempts to subvert the indigenous people and new arrivals  who are possibly law abiding look stupid or perhaps moronic.
         Here is the point,if you aren't ready to eat the food(E.g lasaigne , sandwich balls).and play the local music(Dubstep,House,Garage,Indie,Rock) of the land ,what is the point of your migrating?I suppose a balance is needed by everyone in all walks of life.Quite honestly,we  know of the extremes of any nation e.g down here,there is lots of sugar use,i mean  too much sugar in everything-from tea to soup and cake,and of course creamy stuffs.Yes,peeps 'gat to be careful inorder not to destroy the effective ''man'' functioning  of their ''manpower'',hee,hee you know what am saying'.Right ,so the whole point is that no one can be critically descriminative about every and all things about a particular place.We also all know,that at least the indigenous peeps love it the way it is.I personally don't use to cook fruits,i mean cook fruits like Carrots,Beetroths in my food.I used to find Beet' as too reddish and look like blood colourings.I happen to be raised to eat fruits as un-cooked raw,but now am in the cooked carrots league e.t.c.What can i do?Tell you what,i love it now too.I don't use to like green peas while growing up on my own as a man;because it just freaks me out.same as frying mushrooms,simply due to the fact that i wasn't necessarily raised with it.We use to have it once in a while as a child,i remember my parents love it;but now i have adaptedly loved it.People have to adapt and even improvise to integrate.
        Integrating with a language and good manners.Hey!,here people will argue.Can anyone truly integrate without an improved ascent?i think it's vital to improve your ascent,and not necessarily do a medical surgery on your tongue but for crying out loud one has to improve the vocal sound and make a conscious detail to pronounciation.Don't portray yourself as a bush but educated man/wo'.How can you still be shouting across from one mile end to the other mile end?Please lower your voice,keep your voice low.Do not be DUMB.The dogs are barking ,they aren't use to it.Stepping out the other night,after a good friend of ours did a 'stag do',this naija and his jamo mate,a duo of good for nothing peerage;kangaroo mannered,were politely told to calm down with their  village palace vocals,all he the naija could do was:''wetin? i go shout'' and shouted they both did at 4a.m,even the angels in this world are taking a nap at such holy hours.The raggy dudes shouted for a good non-stop 20 mins,merely repeating how they both hit the floor during the party.I felt like hiring a bus to shuttle him to Lagos and the other to the plantation farm to work with his tooth.Honestly,i don't see  what is so difficult about developing impeccable manners.Once someone starts been conscious of it,the effort and style develops and become a part of you.O.k people may as well take cheap vocal lessons.It can even be found online and certain telephone call centres with  a vocal coach.But i like to stress that it is imperative for people to read useful books,that may encourage them to understand bits and bits of the development of Western europe.Sometimes even political philosophy books can be readily useful and based on that note i will recommend two books i read a while ago:(1).Roy Hattersley,JOHN WESLEY:A BRAND FROM THE BURNING(2).TRUMAN by Roy Jenkins.
       Have a good one!

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Rib Cracked! Have a laugh. BLOG 1

Giggles in my cheeks:
      Back in the good old days,i was bemused by the strange names of some food.
      check these:
      1.Toad in the hole.(Toad??? and in the hole???)
      2.Sausage Surprise.(O.k what's the surprise in a Sausage?)////Well one may do a foolish guess work here:Perhaps the Sausage is too big for the Sandwich.Hope that did some help....clueless!
      3.Jacket Potatoes.(Is the Potatoe wearing a Jacket? Alright maybe the Jacket is wearing the Potatoe.Jeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!)