Rib Cracked! Have a laugh. BLOG 3

Not Buzzing!

Well,i thought i was buzzing too much,so i decided to take a leave of absence as dons normally do.
 Has anyone ever seen someone behaving like a typical bush man?i tell you what,when you see a book -a-ride bus with the telephone number and the words ''No Transport? No Problem!'' boldly written,thats purely a bush inscription  very akin to a bush thought.Its not even funny,because it is un-necessary.I mean what's the point anyway.If you think that was funny,check this out.I was in the shopping mall(S'bury to be exact)the other day and just as i was thinking to myself that i haven't got all the time in the world,i suddenly did a bend from one aisle to the another,guess what?i saw this ginger loser of a guy almost over-running me with a baby pram.Now ask me who was sitting in the pram?,was it a human baby or who?it was a baby dog a.k.a puppy,fully dressed,clothed with a colourful fleece and wearing a dark goggles with a designer label and even had the effrontery to bark at me on a cold wintry day.So what can i do?i simply bursted into a mild giggling with the unknown ginger-loser and both of us started laughing with each other,apparently he read the expression of surprise and a long gaze at his pram with the puppy taking a relaxed ride;while he did the slave pushing.
  So i said to him,do you mean you bought a brand new pram for your puppy?he laughed sheepishly and said no,claiming that his daughter Aisley is actually in the pram but he just decided with his wife about 45 minutes ago that both Aisley and the puppy should be sitted at the pram.In my mind and head,i was like WHAT???.
  As a gentleman i started looking around with my eyes where is baby Aisley in the pram sit?.Frankly speaking,poor innocent baby Aisley is been squeezed in the back-end of same sit,very much un-noticeable while puppy the quint-essential dude is the one occupying the larger portion of the pram sit and also facing the transparent plastic covering,to enable him pose for shoppers and catch some possible sunlight.
  While i laughed away i said to myself,what a silly billy bum,bum!Such a bush guy,a dough nut;he should be living in a cold village where there is no electricity and heating,for subjecting a human baby to second priority and giving his poo-pooing puppy a first priority.Am a fan of dogs but that level of un-due puppy priviledge is over ambitious.
   I have always heard and believe from hearsay rumour mongers that the Queen shops at Waitrose Supermarket.I said i believe because when you hear such bulls**t  talk repeatedly from someone who has been residing at a place since 1975,i bet you will be forced to assume that such a gospel is true .This is the gist...i was so pressed  the other day that i needed to quickly dash and pussyfoot myself into Waitrose.And guess what happened?there was no toilet facility at the large shop,i mean this Waitrose is a supermall.Frustrated,i came back with a query to a nice customer service chic,who politely told me that i shouldn't believe the lies about Waitrose being the shopping market of the monarch.I then said to her that,she must be right as the Queen doesn't even do her shopping by herself;she has a chain of loyals and by the way how possible can such patronise a shop that disregard the relevance of nature,and of course health and safety.Laughing....